Archive for January, 2007

Jack Frost can kiss my grits.

To borrow a phrase from Grey’s Anatomy…”Seriously?!” “Seriously.” This cold weather has got to stop. The windchill was 13 degrees this morning. It is slowly putting me in a crummy mood. Last night, I finished schoolwork ahead of schedule, went to the gym and ran 4 miles in just under 41 [...]

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Take Me Out…

Alas, another cold winter morning wherein I grip the handlebars and try desperately to keep my eyes open in the gusting arctic wind as I wind my way down the mountain to work. Oh, if only there were some sort of hope to keep me warm. A small glint of the coming season [...]

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State of the (drinking) Union

So the thing is I hate listening to the President speak, but I feel some sort of obligation, in order to understand how deep the hole he’s digging is going to be for future generations. All in all, last night’s speech wasn’t awful. He actually said a lot of things that, for a [...]

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Cool College Kid

Cool College Kid by Big Cheez
I am a Cool College Kid. Actually, at this point in my life, I’m a Cold College Man. How about winter folks? Didn’t I say it was coming? Don’t make me look up the post. I’ll do it. Mostly because I’m ignoring my work [...]

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Road Rules & Television Execs

This is not a post about the television show “Road Rules” which appeared on MTV. Which brings up an interesting comment…do you remember when the “M” in MTV stood for music?! Ah, those were the days. Now, since video has killed the radio star, insipid banter between snotty socialites and desperate hosts [...]

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Quick and Dirty

Oooh, how I love double entendre! Okay, here’s the thing…I’ve got little time to write today, but I figured such loyal readers needed a fix, especially now that the Conspiracy’s fan base is growing. So, here’s the best of Quick and Dirty…
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Me. I ran two miles last night in 18:38, my [...]

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I’m famous, or is that infamous?

The coolest thing just happened to me, or to the Conspiracy of Happiness.  My entire post about Bush’s speech see Bush WHACKED! was reposted at Democratic Underground.com in the Blog Box.  How cool is that?  I mean, some people write and write for years and nobody ever notices.  Of course, I must admit that

I’ve never [...]

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Bush Whacked!

He’s at it again!  Click here for a transcript of last night’s speech…that way you don’t have to hear it with his idiotic drawl that sounds like he was hardly educated in a prestigious Ivy League school: http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/01/10/bush.transcript/index.html
What we’re seeing here is an increase in troops to a region that has clearly devolved into sectarian [...]

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Links to Other Pages

I just realized that there were several links to pages missing from the website and they’re now up on the right.  Check out the latest additions to movies and events and links.
See you in the funny papers!

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A letter to Bobby Petrino

Dear Bobby Petrino,
First of all, thank you!  Thank you for four fabulous years of college football that many of us will never forget.  It was an amazing ride and we appreciate your hard work and disciplined attitude in bringing us the best possible teams throughout your tenure at the university.
Secondly, shame on you!  Shame on [...]

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