Y’all…seriously, y’all, I’m so stuffed. SO. MUCH. FOOD. I feel like I’ve been eating for 48 hours straight. I’ve undone my belt, my jeans and I’m just short of indecent. My body is sore from eating so much. Yesterday I had two Thanksgiving meals, y’know, because one is never enough. And today the menu included 2, yes, that’s right TWO fried turkeys, one smoked turkey Aside: yes, if you’re counting that’s 3 turkeys. That’s about 1 turkey per 2.6 people. a ham, macaroni and cheese, mashed potatoes, stuffing, green beans, spinach maria, rolls, and that’s just what I could see from my seat. I’m literally miserable and there are still two pumpkin pies, a pecan pie, and some cookies left on the counter. I’m ashamed I’ve eaten so much. I feel like I got hit by a truck. A turkey truck.
But it was delicious. Every bit of it. Hopefully I will have recovered by tomorrow long enough to type up a better post.
See you in the funny papers!