This may be my most ambitious post to date. It’s easy to take on various topics, some more so than others, but to attack EVIL itself…well it’s hard to pin down. But, I think I’ll try: The woman to the right is Ann Coulter and she is by most accounts, certainly this one, the epitome of soul-sucking villainy. She is what your mother warned you about.
Now, ordinarily, I don’t go around picking fights, but this woman is the mouthpiece of vileness of which even some Republicans are ashamed. Almost every word she speaks, short of pronouns and the occasional name of a country, is right-wing filth. As a matter of fact, it may be beyond right-wing. It may be off-the-wing; beyond the spectrum.
I’d be very surprised if she responded to this post because I’m not the kind of guy who warrants attention from nitwits who feel they’re above me, but you never know. So Ann, if you’re reading this, you have no soul. You don’t even register on the radar of humanity, and to that end I feel sorry for you. You must not have any true friends who don’t simply pander to your every whim. I hope some day you’ll find happiness.
Now, to respond to her latest diatribe. Ann says:
Our lives depend on fossil fuel. Steel plants, chemical plants, rubber plants, pharmaceutical plants, glass plants, paper plants –- those run on energy. There are no Mother Earth nursery designs in stylish organic cotton without gas-belching factories, ships and trucks, and temperature-controlled, well-lighted stores. Windmills can’t even produce enough energy to manufacture a windmill.
Our lives currently depend on fossil fuel. There is no reason we can’t change that. All those plants run on energy, energy which could be harvested from other sources than dinosaur bones (which you probably don’t believe existed either). The liberals that you denigrate are not suggesting an end to an industrialized world. We’re simply suggesting that there is a better world than the sky-choking, lung-burning, earth devastation that your kind continue to support. Global warming is a fact of science. CO2 in the air absorbs longwave radiated energy from the earth which warms the atmosphere. The more CO2, the more absorption, the warmer it gets. Every time you clear cut a forest and burn fossil fuels to power your SUV or private jet, you make it hotter. That’s a fact. Sure, the impending doom espoused by Gore and associates in an attempt to get you to listen could be merely an earth climate cycle. Do you really want to take the chance?
Because of the industrialization of agriculture –- using massive amounts of fossil fuel — only 2 percent of Americans work in farming. And yet they produce enough food to feed all 300 million Americans, with plenty left over for export. When are liberals going to break the news to their friends in Darfur that they all have to starve to death to save the planet?
Only 2 percent of Americans work in farming because your desire for meat, and fresh strawberries in February, and wheat to sell to foreign countries in exchange for use of their airspace to attack innocent civilians, has caused the industrialization of agriculture. Back during the Depression, you bulldozed American farmers off their land because industrialization was the wave of the future. I’m sure no one imagined that the Dust Bowl was a plausible environmental concern either, but we know how that turned out. Americans could feed themselves with local cooperatives and getting off their lazy asses watching Hannity and Colmes to do a little gardening. Our friends in Darfur are starving to death because the governments you propped up in the 60s to hopefully gain an edge in the “whose-dick-is-bigger” race to control the world are so corrupt and mismanaged that they can’t properly care for all the people in their populations. Consequently, they take care of their friends and leave the others to fight Mad-Max style over what little foreign aid we do send them. Any idea how much farming equipment could be purchased in the Sudan for the cost of one SR-17 Blackbird or even aTomahawk missile?
“Global warming” is the liberal’s stalking horse for their ultimate fantasy: The whole U.S. will look like Amagansett, with no one living in it except their even-tempered maids (for “diversity”), themselves and their coterie (all, presumably, living in solar-heated mansions, except the maids who will do without electricity altogether). The entire fuel-guzzling, tacky, beer-drinking, NASCAR-watching middle class with their over-large families will simply have to die.
You seem to have forgotten that we can’t afford maids. We can’t afford maids because you and your buddies are sucking up all the funds with your tax-cuts for the rich and your continued support of corrupt corporations with enough golden parachutes to air lift Enron to Greenland. Amagansett is an extreme example, but if people went back to a simpler way of life, they could still be happy and their great grandchildren would be around to enjoy the sunlight. Oh, and Ann, those beer-guzzling NASCAR enthusiasts are the ones who keep voting for your friends, so you’d really want them to have over-large families to continue your base of support. Nothing like 50 cars chugging millions of gallons of petroleum making left turns on a Sunday afternoon to support the Republican machine.
Ann Coulter, please, shut the hell up.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled blog.
*Quotes in italics are directly from AnnCoulter.com